Two straight Rick Perry posts, but this one's too good.
Perry, via The Fix:
"I am like a mother bear when it comes to campaigns."
Sarah Palin, last year:
"The mama grizzly bear in me comes out, makes me want to rear up on my hind legs and say, 'Wait a minute'."
Of course, earlier this year, Sarah Palin endorsed Rick Perry, and it was then that Andrew Malcolm floated the idea of a Palin/Perry ticket.