Ron Paul, tour guide!

Just put a Ranger hat on him, already. "Okay, guys, next room, how cost of living indices are computed... and little fellas, stay away from the railing."



Good tour guide, but if the Tour of Hyper-Inflation costs any more than free, and is any longer than 5 minutes, you might want to casually slip back in line, then when Ranger Ron moves you to the Green Room, which features an open-roof, balloon launching exhibit, where balloons are released upwards to demonstrate the rise in the general level of prices and goods over time -- that's when you excuse yourself and your family to the bathroom.

[Hat tip: Tim White]