The Sarah Palin condom

If you always wanted to put Palin on your d - - - . Seriously, though, the packaging is pretty offensive. A little innuendo never hurt anyone, but abortion has.



Don't you love the CNN correspondent's commentary? She pauses for about 20 seconds before each of her double entendres.

"Capitalizing on one of the most... stimulating... elections."

"The election may be over, but the... stamina... remains."

Buy safety here (Obama and McCain are also available, and once again, Joe Biden's left out).